Well it’s not really a night in red bank unless you’ve accidentally witnessed public urination…
- Me: *sees girl i knew in middle school*
- Me: *attempts to avoid eye contact and walks in the opposite direction*
- Girl: OMG RJ?!?
- Me: oh... Hi
- *they hug*
- Me: how are you?
- Girl: I'm great! What are you doing here?
- Me: Not much, I'm just wai--
- Girl: THAT'S AWESOME!!! Ok nice to see you bye!!
- Me: k bye
- Me: *aside* that was probably the fakest conversation ive ever seen
wow your bumper sticker says “coexist” wow man that’s deep im so impressed
Moderately successful first attempt at cutting my own hair. Go team.
Teenage girls using the word “broken” to describe themselves
Teenage girls
girls
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(via iphone420)
- post something on facebook
- wait for a reply
- realize it’s 1:30 am on a wednesday
- go to bed
