May 2013
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
tupacabra:
the forced laughter at a video that a friend shows you because you don’t want them to feel bad
greekgogurt:
do you ever look at someone you used to be good friends with and cringe
the worst thing in the world is when everyone likes someone and you want to too but then they end up being a total cock and you can’t help but hate them and no one else can see what you’re talking about
ollivander:
ollivander:
I don’t think my mom knows the new printer is wireless
this is my chance
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my sister got a hulu plus account and she lets me use it and it’s cool that there are a way more shows but they all still have commercials????? why??????/
starborn-valley:
kiradood5:
zanreosauce:
can we talk about how in kirby 64 the cutter attack consisted of kirby ripping his goddamn face off and throwing it
this game was absurd
well, I wouldn’t say it was that-
wasn’t that-
wasn’t-
it’s so weird to think that your consciousness stops when you’re dead because like how would i be able to experience anything now. like when i forget something happened, it’s like it never happened because i’m constantly remembering what happened a millisecond ago so if my brain just shuts off when i die then how can i be conscious in the first place?
imagine if high school had majors
less-than-one:
Yes hello I am here for Gatsby’s party
svveetlemonade:
mfandcjforever:
svveetlemonade:
i wish i lost weight as fast as i lose motivation
i agree bethany
who the fuck is bethany
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krawkward:
theswampghoul:
how much can one hint that their character is a flaming homosexual without getting a warning on neopets
swagchat:
swagchat:
swagchat:
why did the calf cross the road
to get to the udder side
iguanamouth:
I KEEP THINKING ABOUT DINOSAUR BONES LIKE SOME OF THEM ARE SO FUCKING BIG YOU KNOW PEOPLE USED TO DIG THOSE UP AND THINK THEY WERE FROM DRAGONS THE LARGEST SKULL EVER FOUND WAS OVER 8 GODDAMN FEET LONG FROM A TOROSAURUS THATS FUCKING INSANE IM SO PUMPED ABOUT THIS I LOV E DINOSAURS LETS GO BURN DOWN THE POST OFFICE
playstation2chainz:
so ur telling me all mothers were born today
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sixseasonsandamovie:
One of the reasons is because it beat American Idol in male viewers aged 18-35 last night.
There is a god.
dumbegg:
karyshealthyjourney:
dumbegg:
what if everyone driving on the highway tuned their radios to the same station and blasted the volume it would be like a traveling concert
Regarding the musical taste of the majority of humans, I would rather commit suicide.
i found a special snowflake
drarna:
instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack.
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He literally cannot eat anything without inhaling it.
I can’t tell if my friends have changed a lot or if the way I see them is different because I’ve changed so much.
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excerptsfromchrispinesmoleskine:
Went to Build-A-Bear Workshop today. My therapist said it’d be good for me, to get me out of the rut I’m in, called it an “exercise in creation.” I held the limp carcass of the bear in my hands for what felt like hours. What was I doing? Who was this bear?…
jaclcfrost:
talking to someone
talking to someone and they mention a thing you like that you didn’t know they liked or knew about
whats so great about boobs they’re just chest butts
